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Beauty and the Beast: Blonde ESPN Hottie Suspended for Ugly Rant (see!)

Keith Girard
Britt McHenry, a Washington D.C.-based sideline sports reporter for ESPN, may cause the sports network to reassess hiring blonde bombshells for reporting jobs after a video surfaced today showing her in an ugly rant aimed at a humble parking lot attendant. McHenry was more than imperious and condescending, she was pretty dumb herself. She continued with her ugly diatribe even after the parking lot attendant warned her that her disgusting put-downs were being recorded on a security video camera. The video, of course, promptly went viral....
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Kim Kardashian, Selena Gomez Used in Heated College Football Recruiting

Keith Girard
Kim Kardashian and Selena Gomez have become tools in a top university’s efforts to attract elite high school football players, a sign that some say is symbolic of college recruiting wars that have gotten out of control. Wake Forest University’s athletic programs mocked up covers of People magazine featuring the celebrities with potential college recruits. The University of Tennessee , a perennial college football powerhouse, used the same tactic to woo prospective recruit Shy Tuttle, one of the nation’s top high school defensive tackles. He's featured with Beyonce on a fake Rolling Stone cover. ...
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Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus Butt of Ugly Stunt by Yankees’ Farm Club

Keith Girard
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus were the target of a trashy stunt by a minor league baseball team affiliated with The New York Yankees that recalled the book burnings and mass censorship of just about every evil period in human history. You’d think this kind of conduct would be below the Yankees, who play in an diverse city and don’t tolerate discrimination. The incident took place in Charleston, S.C., home to the Yankees’ Class A minor league team, The Charleston RiverDogs. ...
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Boomer Esiason Apologizes for Dan Murphy Paternity Leave Rant

Keith Girard
Boomer Esiason, who made a living throwing bombs as a pro football quarterback, realized he threw another with his rant about paternity leave for major league baseball player Daniel Murphy and apologized today (Apr. 4) for his remarks. Esiason spoke out on his radio show Wednesday (Apr. 3) about the New York Mets player’s decision to take three days of paternity leave to be with his wife, who was giving birth to their first child....
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Boomer Esiason Paternity Leave Rant Riles Women (And Men)

Keith Girard
Boomer Esiason, the former NFL star quarterback, is being sacked by women (and men) for his radio show rant yesterday (Apr. 3), deriding New York Mets second baseman Daniel Murphy for taking paternity leave on opening day for his first child’s birth. “Quite frankly I would’ve said ‘C-section before the season starts. I need to be at opening day,” said the Hall of Fame quarterback as if the Murphy’s wife were a piece of chattel....
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Khloe Kardashian Hit for Lamar Odom Skid by Ex-Laker Coach

Keith Girard
Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom in 2011 was the beginning of the NBA basketball standout’s problems, according to his legendary basketball coach Phil Jackson. Lamar spiraled out of control over the summer in a weeks-long drug binge amid reports of infidelity. Jackson was being interviewed for “The Seth Davis Show,” an Internet-based sports talk show, when the subject of Lamar and his troubles came up. ...
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NFL’s Jovan Belcher Kills Girlfriend, Shoots Self in Front of Coach

Keith Girard
Jovan Belcher, who grew up on Long Island and played football for West Babylon High School, before attending college and becoming the starting outside linebacker for the Kansas City Chiefs, has died in a grisly murder-suicide. Belcher, 25, who joined the NFL in 2009 as a free agent with the Chiefs, is reported to have shot his girlfriend in her home, then traveled to the Chief’s training facility. Belcher reportedly met with Chiefs general manager Scott Pioli and head coach Romeo Crennel in the parking lot before firing the fatal shot....
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Olympian Ryan Lochte Stunning Confession: I Pee in Pools

Keith Girard
Olympic champion Ryan Lochte not only wins gold, but he pees gold as well… when he’s a little dehydrated, of course. That’s only one of the stunning revelations he makes about his unique potty behavior. He only pees in pools! Swimmer Michael Phelps may have more medals, but Lochte has emerged as one of the undisputed heartthrobs of the 2012 Summer Games. But will the girls still love him after this?...
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Justin Bieber Gets in Ring With Floyd Mayweather (watch!)

Keith Girard
Justin Bieber ramped up his hip-hop lifestyle, joining the entourage of boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. Bieber was joined by rappers 50-cent, and Lil Wayne. To be honest, the Biebs looked slightly overwhelmed. The 18-year-old singer was put to good use, however. He was one of the champ’s belt boys. He got to carry two of Mayweather’s championship belts into the ring....
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